So this trip has been almost 8 months in the planning and began after following Salvo and Sylvie's inspirational account of their journey to the Stans last year.
I began researching visas in August and after chasing up various historical records such as my passport history and former employers and educational provider's details I began the process of applying for a Multiple Entry Russian Visa, valid for 6 months. Posts towards the end of 2025 detailed the procedure and progress and as a result I was, last Friday, waking up on a cold morning in Stepantsminda, northern Georgia and facing the prospect of it all coming to fruition.
The road up to the Dariali Border Crossing was initially empty and passed through more pitch black tunnels along the remarkable Dariali Gorge. Eventually I reached the tail end of another line of HGVs and passed them carefully as the free lane was effectively undertaking. Then the buildings on the Georgian side appeared and I was quickly through both passport and customs formalities and sent on my way through the couple of miles of nomansland. This was a stark and austere area with dozens of wrecked cars lying around and the steep gorge walls keeping out the sunshine. You are not allowed to walk this so independent travellers have to cadge a lift but there were none about and I was soon arriving at the Russian buildings of Upper Lars. They were all in good order but obviously very secure and ringed with electrified fencing and I joined the tail end of a block of cars where we sat for perhaps half an hour. There were about 30 gates available but not all were manned and about two thirds were for the red 'Goods to Declare' option. Having nothing on board that exceeded the limits I was directed to one gate, jumped out and was soon dealt with by the immigration official in his booth with the visa checked, photos taken but interestingly no biometrics, which had been taken at the Consulate in Edinburgh. A migration slip was inserted in to my passport which is also where, for borders, I keep my driving licence and I was asked to move on ten yards for the Customs guys to do their bit. Everyone without fail was polite, courteous and friendly, but equally very professional and thorough. As always I was more than happy to open up everything and I have learned that having the tailgate blind open makes it easier for them to see that there is only the bike and rack on the outside. I partially unstrapped the cover so they could see it was a pedal cycle and all seemed well. Babu the sniffer dog then gave everything the once over after which they asked to see under the bonnet and then looked around the glovebox and driver's door. Here they were very interested in a well wrapped package with masking tape securing bubble wrap around something heavy. I was reluctant to unwrap it all but as the bonnet was open could point and explain that it was my spare alternator. This caused me to remember a similar experience 16 years ago when I flew back from NZ with an alternator for repair and then back to Oz with the repaired one and half a dozen oil and fuel filters. Anyway all was well and the guys were clearly intrigued by my circumstances.
I was then told to park up and report to booth 31 where a small crowd of varying nationalities were gathered round a window which opened sporadically. It was here that the final Customs entry procedures began but they needed more than one booth open as the procedures were somewhat laborious.....
When you eventually caught the girl's eye and gave her your passport and DL she gave you two copies of the Entry Form and another Basic Information Sheet, fortunately in English and told you to return with the completed forms. Back at the van I was grateful for shelter from the cold wind and a table and duly filled in both sides of both sheets and the BIS. I then checked all my documents were still present and correct but couldn't find my DL so spent an anxious half hour checking every pocket, my documents folder and in and around the van but with no joy. I walked back to the passport booth and explained the situation only to be pointed to booth 31 where I queued again only to discover that they hold in to it whilst you complete the forms aarrgghh...After another wait at the booth, where a German guy who had been waiting 18 hours was getting irate to no avail ( apparently it can take the truckers as much as three weeks), I was told that my forms contained a number of errors, for example your VIN is the chassis number but not to be put down as the Identification Number as well, the Make and Model need to be on the same line, despite the next line asking for Type, you need to state you are leaving Georgia and entering Russia : not many other options given the location but hey ho. You also need to give an address you will be staying at - tricky in a camper so I used the hotel in Vladikavkaz that had gone on my Letter of Invitation way back when. Where I had put X's in the nothing to declare box under the various categories apparently the whole section should just be left blank, finally she said signing the form Simon Jarratt was wrong, even though it said signature followed by Print Forename and Surname. Thus I obtained two more forms as alterations were not permitted, had a quick chat with Fabrice who had just arrived and pointed out the errors I had made to save him the same fate. So I filled in both sides of both sheets, joined the queue again and after 20 minutes the girls went off for a coffee break leaving us all hanging about. Entertainment was provided by a huge German 4x4 truck squeezing in to Bay 30 and being asked to unload everything, including all the boxes on the roof. Everything was beautifully labelled and organised but took some getting to after which without closer inspection they were told to repack and go through the HGV X ray scanner. When I finally presented my second set of forms I was told that signing S Jarratt was no good - it needed to be SJ and not be followed by my printed name.....I asked for extra copies of the forms as I knew Fabrice would be needing them, filled in my 3rd set and they were finally accepted. The window slid shut again and Fabrice arrived saying he was having a problem as they had told him his van was on their register of Company Vehicles - pretty amazing. Anyway he managed to sort that out and to our huge and joint relief we were both finally given our Customs slip which we presented to the guy manning the final barrier and hey presto we were free to go. Further on after a final check we pulled in to the side of the road opposite a row of offices, one of which said 'Car Insurance'.
A lovely friendly lass, with some English, eventually issued me with two weeks cover for about £20, rubles only as cards don't work here so I was glad I had got some back in Tbilisi. Fabrice had another issue with his car being a commercial vehicle and had to pay double, the lass explaining that he was covered for multiple drivers, although like me he was travelling solo. We then asked if she could sort out SIM cards and were duly issued with Beeline SIMS valid for two weeks with 30 GB of data. She explained that web access would be limited for security reasons for the first 24 hours and that to use WhatsApp etc we would need a VPN, something way outside my techy knowledge or experience. Fortunately it was well within hers so she kindly downloaded the Jumpy App, did the necessary and we were good to go. I gave her a small bracelet we had bought back in Italy as a thank you and she seemed hugely touched.
Later on as I was revisiting an extraordinary day there was a tap at the door and a guy we'd asked earlier about staying asked if he could bring us some food... I knew F had gone to sleep but said I would really appreciate that and off he went. Half an hour later he turned up with two friends and a pizza box containing 3 huge flatbreads filled with cheese and 8 bottles of water. They stayed for a while with a chat via Google Translate, said they go fishing in the Caspian Sea near Astrakhan and asked if I had time to go fishing in the mountains with them. I thanked them but explained I only had a limited time in Russia on this occasion and they happily went on their way : remarkable.
I slept soundly and after saying goodbye for now to F set off towards the Sulak Canyon, a couple of hours away beyond Grozny, the Chechen capital. The sat nav seemed more usable outside of the towns and I made good progress within the odd police checkpoint causing no issues. A massive traffic jam in Khasavyurt held me up for an hour or so during which time I also failed to spot a huge bump in the road and heard the sound of smashing glass and china behind me. It wasn't possible to stop until another more formal checkpoint which was the border with the Republic of Dagestan. Here I was directed in to an office via a security scanner and had my details taken before exiting the building. A cupboard had burst open and the chairs bounced out of their storage in the bathroom taking the blind with it but as I was pulling over soon I left things as they were. A twisting road brought me up to the rather austere looking village of Dubki, beyond which was a turning up various gravel tracks to a viewpoint over the dramatic Sulak gorge. From an exposed rock outcrop you could see down to the river far below where the odd jet boat was giving passengers an exciting ride whilst a dozen or more eagles flew to and fro.
A group of Russian tourists came down and were fascinated by my story and insisted on selfies with Katerina from St Petersburg giving me her number and offering me a park up if I'm ever that way : again lovely, kind, generous people. I repaired the blind and added a few more retaining screws to beef things up as the 25 year old plastic mouldings are a bit fragile.
Today I walked along the rim of the gorge for views of the hydro electric dam and then up to Dubki for milk, bread and eggs before returning to the van with a relentless and powerful tailwind nearly bowling me over.
A group of mountain bikers were struggling uphill against the wind and looked a bit defeated. Three guys at the viewpoint came for a chat - they had been hoping to do some hangliding and were again very intrigued by my story.
The wind continued to strengthen to the extent that I thought about moving but having strapped the roof vents down internally and pulled the bike cover tighter I think all will be well. F turned up at sunset and came in for a chat, he recommended Grozny for a visit so I will factor it in on my return. For now though it is a steady progression east with a night on the Caspian Sea planned for tomorrow and then two days in Astrakhan before entering Kazakhstan after the middle of next week.
So far (only 3 days) I have been thoroughly taken by Russia, as much by the warm and friendly reception from the people I have met - genuinely welcoming and interested, as the dramatic scenery so have a look for yourselves HERE





















































